TIOL-DDT 2302 · Wednesday, 26 February 2014 · story 6 of 6

This is Utopia!

IF you are a young girl and want to get married, the State will give you Rs. 25,000 and 4 grams of gold - if you are a young girl with a college degree and still want to get married, the benign State will give you Rs.50,000/-. The State Cable TV Corporation will bring channels right into your home at almost no cost; if your children need milk, the State will give you cows or goats as per your preference; if you are a little too old to marry that young girl, you will get Rs. 1000 per month; If the married woman becomes pregnant, she will get Rs. 12,000 - all that she has to do is deliver the child; If your child manages to reach college, he will get a laptop; there will be 69 percent reservation in jobs and education; 33 per cent reservation for women in Legislatures; all rivers will be nationalised and interlinked; there will be no sale of shares of PSUs; India will be made a Permanent Member of the UN Security Council; black money lying in foreign countries will be brought back; stringent action will be taken against those taking shelter under double taxation avoidance agreements to evade tax. Income Tax exemption limit will be increased to Rs. 5 Lakhs; Action will be taken to create at least ten crore jobs in the next five years across the Country; The recommendations of the 7th Central Pay Commission will be implemented for all Central Government employees; corruption free Government will be formed at the Centre.

And what should you do to get all the above benefits? Simple! Vote AIADMK and make Jayalalithaa the Prime Minister of India and if you don't reside in Tamil Nadu, vote for somebody who will make Amma the PM. The above promises are from AIADMK's Election Manifesto.

More will come in the days to come!