1040 jokes
Ever wonder why the IRS calls its Form 1040?
Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Simplified 1040 forms
The Internal Revenue Service has simplified its 1040 forms for next year in the spirit of becoming a "kinder, gentler" IRS. It goes like this:
(A) How much did you make last year?______
(B) How much do you have left?___________
(C) Send in amount on line B.