If You Want to Go to Hell

By Vijay Kumar

If you produce, you pay excise duty,
If you import you pay customs duty,
If you serve, you pay service Tax,
If you earn, you pay Income Tax,
If you spend you pay sales tax
If you work, you pay professional tax,
If you accumulate, you pay wealth tax,
If you are frustrated and hit the bottle, you pay a huge excise,
If you want to go to hell, don't do anything – you are already there.